zeldathemes
emotional range of a teaspoon

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

burdenedwithglorioushiddleston:

totallyfubar:

Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:

If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them

If they can’t…

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That’s actually a really good way of putting it.

basedgosh:

i stopped studying because of this

romano-aru:

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

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And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

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So we tried it from a different angle and

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I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

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NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS

rubee:

you fuckin fat cunt

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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darthmater:

Jesus you gotta tell me what fabric softener you use

crimewave420:
“ WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED
”

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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